What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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