Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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