I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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