Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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