I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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