Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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