Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Pants are for mortals
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Shame - the story of my life.
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