BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
foreskin is a definite game changer
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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