the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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