The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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