When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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