Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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