In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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