Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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