i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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