No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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