Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
