They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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