dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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