But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Pooping to opera.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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