physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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