I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
you never un-have a 4some
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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