Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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