What tipped you off? The sombrero?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
True college students do jello shots in the library
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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