How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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