ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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