Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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