just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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