I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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