The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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