South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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