Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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