just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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