You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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