Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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