Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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