I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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