office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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