You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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