it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
do herpes really smell.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
my liver is dry heaving
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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