i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Randomize
