Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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