i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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