Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Randomize
