scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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