I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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