Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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