Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
