is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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