We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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