i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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