I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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