He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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