what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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