PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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