Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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